CONCERNING WHY LOVE HAPPENS
BETWEEN TWO PARTICULAR PEOPLE
"One of the people has freckles
"No one is sure why it happens,
"I think you're supposed to get shot
ON WHAT FALLING IN LOVE IS LIKE
"Like an avalanche
"If falling in love is anything like
ON THE ROLE OF BEAUTY
"If you want to be loved by somebody
"It isn't always just how you look.
"Beauty is skin deep.
REFLECTIONS ON
"Love is the most important
HOW DO
"Mooshy, like puppy dogs,
"When a person gets kissed
"All of a sudden,
CONCERNING WHY LOVERS
"They want to make sure
"They are just practicing
CONFIDENTIAL OPINIONS
"I'm in favor of love
"Love is foolish,
"Yesterday I kissed a girl
"Love will find you,
"I'm not rushing into
THE PERSONAL QUALITIES
"Sensitivity don't hurt."
"One of you should know
SOME SURE-FIRE WAYS
"Tell them that you own
"Shake your hips
"Yell out that you love them
"Don't do things like
"One way is to
HOW CAN YOU TELL
"Just see if the man
"Lovers will just be staring
"Romantic adults usually
"See if the man has
"It's love if they order
WHAT MOST PEOPLE
"The person is thinking:
"Some lovers might
HOW WAS KISSING
"I know one reason
HOW A PERSON
"You can have a big rehearsal
"You learn it right on the spot
"It might help
WHEN IS IT OKAY
"It's never okay
"If it's your mother,
"I look at kissing like this:
HOW TO
"Spend most of your time
"Don't forget your wife's name.
"Be a good kisser.
"Don't say you love somebody
HOW DO YOU DECIDE
"You got to find somebody "No person really decides before they grow up
WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE "Twenty-three is the best age
"No age is good to get married at.
HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL "Married people usually look "You might have to guess,
WHAT DO YOU THINK
"Both don't want no more kids."
WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?
"Dates are for having fun, "On the first date,
WHAT WOULD YOU DO "I'd run home and play dead.
WHEN IS IT OK TO KISS SOMEONE?
"When they're rich."
"The law says you have to be eighteen,
"The rule goes like this:
IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED
"It's better for girls to be single
"Single is better, for the simple reason
HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT
"There sure would be "You can be sure of one thing HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?
"Tell your wife that she looks pretty
and so he finds somebody else
who has freckles too."
~~~~Andrew, age 6
but I heard it has something to do with
how you smell... That's why perfume
and deodorant are so popular."
~~~~Mae, age 9
with an arrow or something,
but the rest of it
isn't so painful."
~~~~Manuel, age 8
where you have to run
for your life."
~~~~John, age 9
learning how to spell,
I don't want to do it.
It takes too long."
~~~~Glenn, age 7
AND HANDSOMENESS IN LOVE
who isn't already in your family,
it doesn't hurt to be beautiful."
~~~~Anita, age 8
Look at me. I'm handsome
like anything and I haven't
got anybody to marry me yet."
~~~~Brian, age 7
But how rich you are
can last a long time."
~~~~Christine, age 9
THE NATURE OF LOVE
thing in the world,
but baseball is pretty good too."
~~~~Greg, age 8
PEOPLE IN LOVE TYPICALLY BEHAVE?
except puppy dogs don't wag
their tails nearly as much."
~~~~Arnold, age 10
for the first time,
they fall down and they don't get up
for at least an hour."
~~~~Wendy, age 8
the people get movies fever so they can
sit together in the dark."
~~~~Sherm, age 8
OFTEN HOLD HANDS
their rings don't fall off
because they paid good money for them."
~~~~Gavin, age 8
for when they might have to
walk down the aisle someday
and do the holy matchimony thing."
~~~~John, age 9
ABOUT LOVE
as long as it doesn't happen
when football is on TV."
~~~~Jill, age 6
but I still might try it sometime."
~~~~Floyd, age 9
in a private place.
We were behind a tree."
~~~~Carey, age 7
even if you are trying to hide
from it. I've been trying
to hide from it since I was five,
but the girls keep finding me."
~~~~Dave, age 8
being in love. I'm finding
fourth grade hard enough."
~~~~Regina, age 10
YOU NEED TO HAVE
IN ORDER TO BE A GOOD LOVER
~~~~Robbie, age 8
how to write a check.
Because, even if you have
tons of love, there is still going
to be a lot of bills."
~~~~Ava, age 8
TO MAKE A PERSON
FALL IN LOVE WITH YOU
a whole bunch of candy stores."
~~~~Del, age 6
and hope for the best."
~~~~Camille, age 9
at the top of your lungs..
..and don't worry if their parents
are right there."
~~~~Manuel, age 8
have smelly, green sneakers.
You might get attention,
but attention ain't the same thing as love."
~~~~Alonzo, age 9
take the girl out to eat.
Make sure it's something
she likes to eat.
French fries usually works for me."
~~~~Bart, age 9
IF TWO ADULTS EATING DINNER
AT A
RESTAURANT
ARE IN LOVE?
picks up the check.
That's how you can tell
if he's in love."
~~~~Bobby, age 9
at each other and their food
will get cold.
Other people care more about
the food."
~~~~Bart, age 9
are all dressed up,
so if they are just wearing jeans
it might mean they used to go out
or they just broke up."
~~~~Sarah, age 9
lipstick on his face."
~~~~Sandra, age 7
one of those desserts
that are on fire.
They like to order those because
it's just like how their hearts are
--on fire."
~~~~Christine, age 9
ARE THINKING
WHEN THEY SAY
"I LOVE YOU"
Yeah, I really do love him.
But I hope he showers
at least once a day."
~~~~Michelle, age 9
be real nervous,
so they are glad that they finally
got it out and said it
and now they can go eat."
~~~~Dick, age 7
INVENTED?
that kissing was created.
It makes you feel
warm all over,
and they didn't always have
electric heat or fireplaces
or even stoves in their houses."
~~~~Gina, age 8
LEARNS TO KISS
with your Barbie and Ken dolls."
~~~~Julia, age 7
when the gooshy feelings
get the best of you."
~~~~Brian, age 7
to watch soap operas all day."
~~~~Carin, age 9
TO KISS SOMEONE?
to kiss a boy.
They always slobber all over you.
That's why I stopped doing it."
~~~~Tammy, age 10
you can kiss her anytime.
But if it's a new person,
you have to ask mission."
~~~~Roger, age 6
Kissing is fine
if you like it,
but it's a free country
and nobody
should be forced to do it."
~~~~Megan, age 9
MAKE LOVE ENDURE
loving instead of going to work."
~~~~Dick, age 7
That will mess up the love."
~~~~Erin, age 8
It might make your wife forget
that you never take out the trash."
~~~~Dave, age 8
and then change your mind.
Love isn't like picking what movie
you want to watch."
~~~~Natalie, age 9
WHO TO MARRY?
who likes the same stuff.
Like if you like sports,
she should like it
that you like sports,
and she should keep
the chips and dip coming."
~~~~Alan, age 10
who they're going to marry.
God decides it all way before,
and you get to find out later
who you're stuck with."
~~~~Kirsten, age 10
TO GET MARRIED?
because you know the person
FOREVER by then."
~~~~Camille, age 10
You got to be a fool to get married."
~~~~Freddie, age 6
IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?
happy to talk to other people."
~~~~Eddie,6
based on whether they seem to be
yelling at the same kids."
~~~~Derrick, age 8
YOUR MOM AND DAD
HAVE IN COMMON?
~~~~Lori, age 8
and people should use them to get
to know each other.
Even boys have something to say
if you listen long enough."
~~~~Lynnette, age 8.
they just tell each other lies,
and that usually gets them interested enough
to go for a second date."
~~~~Martin, age 10
ON A FIRST DATE
THAT WAS TURNING SOUR?
The next day I would call
all the newspapers and make sure
they wrote about me in all the dead columns."
~~~~Craig, age 9
~~~~Pam, age 7
so I wouldn't want to mess with that."
~~~~Curt, age 7
if you kiss someone, then you should marry them
and have kids with them.
It's the right thing to do.
~~~~Howard, age 8
but not for boys.
Boys need someone to clean up after them."
~~~~Anita, 9
that I wouldn't want to change no diapers.
Of course, if I did get married,
I'd just phone my mother
and have her come over for some coffee
and diaper-changing."
~~~~Kirsten, age 10
IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED?
a lot of kids to explain,
wouldn't there?"
~~~~Kevin, age 8
- the boys would come chasing after us
just the same as they do now."
~~~~Roberta, age 7
even if she looks like a truck."
~~~~Ricky, age 10
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