When I'm an old lady,
I'll live with my son,
and make his life happy
and filled with such
fun. I want to pay back
all the joy he's
provided
Returning each deed~
Oh, he'll be so
excited
When I'm an old lady
and live with my
son~
I'll write on the wall
with red, white, and
blue
and bounce on the furniture
wearing my
shoes.
I'll drink from the carton
and then
leave it out.
I'll stuff all the toilets
and
oh, will he shout!
When I'm an old lady
and live
with my son~
When he's on the phone
and just out of reach,
I'll get into things
like sugar and bleach.
Oh,
he'll snap his fingers
and then shake his head,
and when he is done
I'll hide under the bed.
When I'm an old lady
and live with my son~
When
my son's wife cooks dinner
and calls me to
meals,
I'll not eat my green beans
or salads
congealed.
I'll gag on my okra,
spill milk on
the table,
and when she gets angry,
run fast as
I'm able.
When I'm an old lady
and live with my
son~
I'll sit close to the TV,
thru the channels I'll
click,
I'll cross both
my eyes
to see if they stick.
l'll take off my
socks
and throw one away,
and play in the mud
until the end of the
day.
When I'm an old lady
and live with my
son~
And later, in bed,
I'll lay back and sigh,
and
thank God in prayer
and then close my eyes;
and
my son will look down
with a smile slowly
creeping,
and say with a groan,
"She's so sweet
when she's sleeping."
When I'm an old lady
and live with my son.
This next verse was contributed by Gwen~
When I'm An Old Lady
and live with my Son
I'll go out to bars
and not come home until
One.
When he gets up
and confronts me,
I'll giggle
and grin
Then go out the next night
and do it
again.
I'll drink lots of coffee
and refuse to eat
prunes,
I'll go out with my friends
and show
off our moons
I'll tell him about
all the close calls with the
cops
and giggle at the expression
when his
mouth drops.
When I'm an Old Lady
and live with My Son.
Thanks Gwen