SO FAR TODAY, GOD,
I'VE DONE ALL RIGHT.
I HAVEN'T GOSSIPED,
HAVEN'T LOST MY TEMPER,
HAVEN'T BEEN GREEDY, GRUMPY, OR NASTY,
SELFISH OR OVER-INDULGENT.
I'M REALLY GLAD ABOUT THAT.

BUT,
IN A FEW MINUTES, GOD,
I AM GOING TO GET OUT OF BED
AND FROM THEN ON
I'M PROBABLY GOING TO NEED
A LOT MORE HELP.

  THANK YOU,
IN JESUS' NAME.
AMEN