POOPED ON
POOPED OUT
BLUES

Some women that I know
carry mints in their purse
Me~
I've got a teething ring
I've got stains on the shoulders
of all my shirts
And I know all the folks
on Sesame Street
When it comes to messes
on the bottom or the nose
And dealin' with
those terrible twos

I've got the
diaper changin'
car poolin'
toddler chasin'
baby droolin'
Pooped on Pooped out Blues

I'm the Lysol Queen
of the porcelain throne
Every day
on splatter patrol
e've tried bubbles in the water
and sinkin' Cheerios
They seem to get it everywhere
but in the bowl
The only way I'll ever get
the laundry caught up
Is if my family spends
two days in the nude

I've got the
diaper changin'
car poolin'
toddler chasin'
baby droolin'
Pooped on Pooped out Blues

Runny noses
Chicken pox
Smelly diapers
Grimy socks
Ballet lessons
Basketball
Fingerprints on every wall
Thirty trips to school a day
Baby screamed the night away
It's my American dream
the only life I'd choose
Pooped on Pooped out Blues

You know what I'm talkin' about
Pooped on Pooped out Blues

Copyrighted 1998 Aunt Cho Records
Words by
LISA JOHNSON

With exclusive permission given to
JAN
(aka MOM-JKV)


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